congenital glaucoma

What happened to fetty waps left eye

Fetty wap:"when I was little I had gotten into a little accident and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes. The doctor saved one, I was blessed to still have my vision. That's it. That's the story."

by Swagurt0000 November 1, 2015

Conscensored

When you ask your lady for conscent, and in process of recieving her answer, yell a loud censoring battle cry and jump-thrust furiously into her from behind.

Leonardo Di Caprio was CONSCENSORED from an Oscar, but he jumped in and got the lil bitch anyway.

by Why Master July 9, 2016

Concentraface

The face you put on when concentrating

Whoa, Check out John Concentraface, he really has his tongue out

by Canus Majoris August 8, 2016

condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016

consequential work

Work that is discovered while original work is in progress and immediately takes priority over your original intent. Consequential work involves significantly more effort/time/resources than the original work required.

So I was painting the kitchen, when a chunk of the wall comes right off in my hand because hornets had built a nest and chewed right through the drywall. Luckily, the hornets weren't home, but I'm gonna have to get rid of the nest and patch the drywall before I can finish painting. Nothin' like consequential work, damn it!

by Wolfeadr December 31, 2016

Condensationy

To apply condensation to something.

“Wow my hands are looking very condensationy”

by TheCondensationKing June 27, 2018

Condendillysation

Condendillysation is what you call an amazing person who makes your whole word so much better. If you call someone condendillysation you’re basically calling them the greatest person in the world and saying that you love them very much

“this is sienna, but I call her condendillysation because I LOVE her”

by skater boi rex September 8, 2019