Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee

by PhilthyM May 31, 2018

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack September 26, 2016

Love Coffee

Coffee made by Bradley Murphy, with love.

I'm going to get myself a steaming hot cup of Bradley's Love Coffee.

by matgorzata June 14, 2019

coffee rot

That feeling you get from drinking coffee that usually ends in extreme pooping

I went to Starbucks this morning and caught a mean case of coffee rot, I've pooped 7 times in the last hour

by Mr Shmee August 08, 2013

Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!

guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.

by palindrome216 July 06, 2011

butter coffee

That after taste that you get after throwing up your breakfast in the morning

God, I wish I didn't eat breakfast. I was too hung over to eat and ended up tasting butter coffee

by Not ChristianW March 27, 2018

Frankenstein coffee

When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.

"Dude I hate having to make Frankenstein coffee."

by RKBizzle February 17, 2014