Waxing the Clown

Wacking the pudd, cock strangling, beating your meat. Tooting your own horn, Jacking off, masturbating.

Don needs a woman in his life so he can stop waxing the clown.

by BiGdAdDy2 December 9, 2008

Chomo the Clown

A professional chomo who enjoys making special guest appearances at children's birthday parties.

Is he really doing this gig for free? Chomo the clown must really love kids to attend such a wild birthday party free of charge.

by Tom J Moore December 14, 2008

clown kink

The attraction to clowns and clown toys, the red nose, the face paint and the sexual draw to anything to do with clowns.

She/He has a serious case of clown kink!

by Mistress Red Nose March 2, 2016

mad clown

adv: 1- to become irate
2- to become psychotic
3- without holding back

i'm going mad clown on that bottle of barton's vodka tonight.

by d-man December 11, 2003

Business Clown

One whos business is to be a clown. This fellow is so zany and/or silly, that it is as if his profession is being a clown, hence the business in business clown

Look at Mike over there, what a business clown!

I-Its not like I like you or anything senpai! B-B-Business clown!

by Hack Jarlow August 27, 2020

clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.

This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.

by wch-meister September 26, 2015

clown child

When his/her behavior becomes that of common folk. Often used by commoners in common communities that like to clown around with the c alliteration .

eg.

Cool Clown Child
Clown Child Central

Common Clown Child
Clownish Clown Child

Jurgen: Wow, Kevin is being such a clown child

Kurt: yeah i know, if he like that, this place is like clown child central

by TravisMcDee August 7, 2009