The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 14, 2023
Get the Mexican Table Clothmug. A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
by Big donker January 24, 2021
Get the turtle bumped the clothmug. A clothing company from the sunny south, UK... offering hugely awesome products, at tiny tiny prices!!
by wearthisclothing February 24, 2009
Get the WearThis Clothingmug. Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.
Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.
by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025
Get the Clothes Simmeringmug. 
A conspiracy of the government to stop the people from being naked. This plot is to stop child-making.
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017
Get the Clothesmug.