An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.
John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!
Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?
John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*
John: Behold, my century cloth!
Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?
John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*
John: Behold, my century cloth!
Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020
Often a male that is incredibly bitch, entitled and rich. These people are often in suburban areas. Big houses. And lots of money. They will often try and fit in with jokes stolen from comedians, most of the time the joke is spotted and the person is then angry. For being called fake or posh. They are often into normie memes. Or biesexual or gay but cannot make up their mind. Thus they will go through feminazi categories to make themselves feel needlessly special. When they aren't
Usually found in : The USA and the UK.
Keep your eyes open. Because they are super cringy and will leech off you when they grow up. Or just leech off you
Usually found in : The USA and the UK.
Keep your eyes open. Because they are super cringy and will leech off you when they grow up. Or just leech off you
Victor : Hey Pete, i think Patrick's a queen in sheep's clothing
Pete : Yeah, let them buy their own stuff. He often spends my money. The prick
Pete : Yeah, let them buy their own stuff. He often spends my money. The prick
by DEPRESSEDJESTER February 24, 2018
After my bowel movement I realised I didn't have ant toilet paper so I grabbed a terri cloth that was laying on the floor to wipe my ass with.
by babybeeflips June 27, 2009
To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.
by BMacDaddy June 1, 2015
When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.
Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.
by snowman559 November 19, 2021
by dae2dae December 4, 2013
T-Clothes are clothes that are on trend and everyone is wearing them. These people are normally on "trend" or have popular clothing. These clothes are some of the time can be what celebrities wear.
by Hannah\(>-<)/ April 2, 2017