chiver

Yorkshire slang for a boy

That chiver is no good.

by kateFF October 7, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008

Chive

Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)

What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.

Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.

by JunkFX March 19, 2012

cleveland

the mistake by the lake

Cleveland is the mistake by the lake, and the browns suck.

by davis1134 January 6, 2009

Cleveland McDuck

The act of fleeing the scene of any Cleveland-related sex act, usually to avoid cleanup. Especially useful when paired with the Cleveland Hurricane}.

Mason gave Edith a Cleveland steamer, and then pulled a Cleveland McDuck out of there.

by Raackstar September 22, 2007

Chive Turkey

One who spends an immense amount of time using the chive.

Me: What are you doing?
Steve: Chiving.
Me: You've been on the chive for a minute.
Steve: Like three hours.
Me: ...Chive Turkey.

by JusCallMeBag January 28, 2013

Cleveland Steam Train

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but with more participants. The 'Engineer' shits on the first participant, who then rubs the steaming pile onto the next in line, who rubs it onto the the next, and so on.

The orgy was getting boring until the Germans started up a Cleveland Steam Train. Related to Cleveland Steamer and train.

by clevelandcoprophagic December 24, 2013