classic man

noun
(derived from Jidenna - Classic Man song)
1. someone who imitates the style, economic standing and personality of their oppressors and patrons.
2. overly professionalized.
3. name dropper.
4. assumes a parody like established persona of a tastemaker or intellectual.
5. "a man about town"
6. thinks they're edgy but is actually just boring
7. unaware of their antiquated ideas about culture
8. "liberal" but posesses extremely heteronormative ideals

I'm sure he thinks he's interesting and connected but he's just a classic man.
He's not that sucessful he just acts like a classic man to compensate.
"Why is he wearing a suit? "Oh he's just a classic man"

by babyhopeless August 9, 2015

classic meal

1. The super intense combination of doritos and coca-cola.

1. I love doritos and coke; they go so good together and they make the classic meal.

by James Wheaton March 22, 2005

classical liberal

A conservative trying to peddle his same old bullshit under a hipper, less-tarnished branding.

See also: the "Comcast to Xfinity" strategy.

"I'm a classical liberal. That's why I worship Trump, hate niggers, jews, and gays, and think the invisible hand of the free market is a benevolent divine force that'll solve all my problems."

by botjaj April 6, 2019

classic

a typical thing a person would do all the time that is annoying, stupid and makes people think they are a prick

"Oh shes a classic"

"is just classic (persons name) innit"

CLASSSSSSICCCCC

by dave white June 27, 2007

Classic Sam's 15 minute break

This is a variation of the normal 15 minute break. 1 person will page everyone for break. All will meet in the breakroom while coffee is being made. Once it is done, everyone grabs a cup and their smokes and head outside. The break starts once the cigs are lit. 15 minutes later everyone heads back to the breakroom for more coffee or to put their coat away. Some just go to ensure the others make it safely back. After a trip to the restroom, break is finally over. Skilled workers can make this break last 30 minutes easily. If you only work 200 days a year x 2 breaks a day, you could easily steal 100 hours a year just in breaks. That is something to strive for. Sure, this is time theft and you will get fired for it, but really, who is watching?

Has anyone seen Jon, Amy, or Ken? They went on break 15 minutes ago. Oh, thats right . They are on a classic Sam's 15 minute break.

by Classic Sam August 23, 2009

Classic Hitchman

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.

James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

by Mr.BangedYourSister February 7, 2017

American Classic

One of a number of sexual scenarios that are common in the good old US of A. Often referred to in songs, especially country music.

Oral sex in a pick up truck in the middle of the day at a state park, typically overlooking a body of water; a motorcycle ride into the country, ending with some cowgirl position I n an open field; making out in the driveway during high school, with a parent ending up knocking on the car door. All of these, and many more, are American classics.
Annie is making up for lost time, after her friend told her about American classics, she started her own bucket list.

by Little monkey April 13, 2014