Drunken Clam

A slutty, drunk, older, slightly trashy looking woman at the bar looking to pick up younger men.

Bro, is that your mom at the end of the bar acting like a drunken clam?

by beast_is_wild May 3, 2009

Chasmin

A beautiful angelic creature with a heart of gold.

You are as wonderful as Chasmin

by Princess 21 March 31, 2009

Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.

Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.

by CumDaddy October 21, 2008

clam diggers

Baggy pants ending at the calf that give a feeling of the carribean islands. Usually came with rope belts to give it a nautical look. They were popular in the 1950s and 60s.

Like wow, your threads razz my berries! Girl, I like how you're sporting those cool clam diggers instead of everyone else with their lame poodle skirts, capris, and pedal pushers.

by WEARINGACORALNECKLACEONSUNDAYgirl May 4, 2006

Wisconsin Clam Chowder

A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings

Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.

Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?

Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.

Tommy: You better!

by Mr Yummy Food Critic December 1, 2011

stake a claim

To pursue or declare something as though it is your own regardless of actual rite of territory.

"Regardless of the conversation subject, individuals talking, or knowledge of the issue, Ryan would perpetually stake a claim of discussions and soon dominate the rapport."

by Sleightflow December 9, 2012

Steamed Clam

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.

by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005