Ass o'Clock

A stretch of time in the early morning, generally around 4 A.M. to 6 A.M., which is either unreasonably late or unreasonably early depending on the context. Used to emphasize how late one has stayed awake, or how early one must wake up.

"We were all up 'til ass o'clock in a call, I didn't get any sleep last night."

"Mark has to get up at ass o'clock to go to work."

by CaseJackal May 12, 2015

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El Clintono

A cigar that has been inserted into a woman's vagina before being smoked.

Dude, you still smokin' them El Clintonos?

by Jake in NYC October 26, 2005

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closet commie

A closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.

"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist books, but yet I haven't told anyone I'm a communist yet".

- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"

by ms332 May 20, 2009

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Clitjizz

1. The act of jizzing. More so intended for girls to use, hence the clit.
2. Expressing your frustration in someone/something. Used the same way as fuck, goddamn, etc.

1. Claire: Oh my god, did you see that picture of Emily Browning? Major clitjizz.
Jeremy: Clitjizzin' all over the place.
Natalie: Whoa, Josh Farro's manboobs, clitjizzin' in my panties
Claire: Gtfo with your Italian sausage.

2. Chriss C just found out about our plan, clitjizz.

by The Girl Who Wants Your Pants December 28, 2009

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clwned

Pronounced 'cloned' it is rather like pwned, except this is only used when one loses, or is beaten at, a star wars game. Especially Attack of the clones based games, where the phrase originated.

Oooh mate, that sith cut you up well bad, you got clwned.

by nakalaka March 6, 2011

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