cincinati bowtie

A sexual act where a man crouches or kneels over a woman's chest or neck to receive fellatio and defecates on her as he ejaculates.

I gave that fhore a cincinati bowtie last night.

by josh_w January 14, 2009

Cincinatti brown out

The end result of defecating over someone else's eyes.

I put my brown eye over her brown eyes and gave her a Cincinatti brown out.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

Cincinatti shiner

when you are fucking in the missionary position and your balls are smacking her asshole hard enough to cause a bruising effect of the brown eye.

Auggie was fucking her so hard it gave her a cincinatti shiner, and she couldn't shit right for days

by iamalsome March 28, 2009

Cincinnatti Bowtie

When a man cleveland steamers just above a woman's breasts (takes a giant poop) and then proceeds to sit down on the dump and spread it out with his buttcheeks...resulting in a bow-tie shaped poop stain on the woman. Make sure to have clorox wipes available immediately after the smear to clean your ass with. More than likely you won't have those wipes with you because if you are sick enough to do this, you don't worry about cleanliness

Girl: What's this poop smear on my chest hunny?

Guy: YOU JUST GOT CINCINNATTI BOWTIED BITCH!

by SkeetSkeet Bandit October 13, 2008

Cincinati Hotpocket

when you take a major shit in a pillowcase at a hotel and leave it as a surprise for further guests. Or when you take a major shit in a pillow case and beat the hell out of random people walking down the street.

chase makes a Cincinati Hotpocket and beats the hell out of noah with it.

by theCODfather12345679098654321 November 29, 2010

cinncinati bowtie

This is when a woman of larger size touches their chin to their chest. Then the man proceedes to spit into this cavity and immediately starts to fuck beneath her chin until climax.
Hence, leaving her with THE CINNCINATI BOWTIE

Her outfit looks great, but, would look much better with a CINNCINATI BOWTIE.

by balance1 December 11, 2007

Cincinatti cheeseboard

The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim.

'Crafer, pass me the cheeseboard please'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'

by The fuzzy Arouser July 13, 2012