Chloe

Walking talking heartbreaking machine she can take even the player-est of players and get them to care only to shrug them off like its nothing. Embodies most guys fantasies but it seems like no one can have her which is only made worse by the fact that there is absolutely no one else like her in the world.

-So you met Chloe, did you? Good luck.

-Better stay away from Chloe, she'll get you

by getlow250 March 20, 2010

chode magnet

A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.

Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...

by Edler Young November 4, 2006

Chode mash

Adding chode butter to a serving of mashed potatoes and then serving them to your enemy

Jack served a dish of chode mash to the man who stole his girlfriend.

by Chode Slapper January 19, 2010

Chode Flambe

When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion

Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

Chode poo

When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.

Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!

by number one swan January 21, 2010

chode wipe

smelly dick napkin. Men use this when they wipe the cum off their puny chubby chode. Also used as an insult when someone is being an asshole.

"Ew, did you just use your chode wipe?"
"Oh, yea don't you?"
"Nah, Man i dont have a chode."

Exp 2.
"WHAT A CHODE WIPE."
"Ha, i know he should grow a pair."

by crazygoonie76535 April 27, 2010

chloe sexual

chloe sexual is where you atracted to a trangeder or femal named chloe

oh yeah im chloe sexual" said aleisha " whats that" said mia "its were you are atrracted too someone named chloe

by kujhtredfghjyurerwad January 31, 2021