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Ratchet Children

These are the children everyone dreads. As the name suggests, they run with ratchet mothers. Run, jump, kick, sit, whatever. They're the ones running around with no shirt or shoes, knocking stuff over and playing with toys that make too much noise. They break things from their playing and running and laugh about it. You often hear them before you see them, they like to cry loudly about that toy they were just playing with, or just scream just because.
Rachel's ratchet children are running around in the back pulling the dogs tail again. Tell me why Pooky is naked out there, that kid knocked over 2 candles at Bed Bath and Beyond trying to take his damn shirt off again.
by Nostram May 4, 2014
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Bean Child

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!
by nugokk December 20, 2017
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he's not fatherless, he's fatherful
lana rhoades child probably got gonorrhea and syphilis
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rat child

"rat child" is used as an insult to a person who is someone who you do not like or has annoyed you. They are often a social outcast and a scum of the universe. They are often younger than yourself and likely to have been born because of an accident.
Tom is such a rat child, he pissed all over my chips.
by Fossy239 September 13, 2006
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Viagra Child

A child whose dad used viagra to make that child.
My friend's brother is a viagra child.
by Ianjib October 29, 2007
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Brad Childress

An nfl coach that, judging by his appearaance, must be the brother of Hans Moleman out of The Simpsons.

He is the most miserable and uninspiring coach ever which is a real shame because the Minnesota Vikings kick ass, and should be doing a lot better.

How he has held onto his job is nothing short of a miracle.
Guy#1, "How did Brad Childress manage to get a guest appearance on The Simpsons, he is a fucking loser!"
Guy#2, "That's not Childress, thats Hans Moleman."
Guy#1, "Sorry mate."
Guy#2, "Its an easy mistake to make!"
by woody#1 March 1, 2009
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affair child

a child in a family that looks the opposite of all thier siblings, thhus looking like a child from an affair.
Sarahs a total affair child shes got dark hair and blue eyes while her siblings are all blond with green eyes!

we always knew her mom was a whore!
by wannafucksobad! August 17, 2009
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