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Last Chance U

The official name for Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada. It earned and upheld its name after Maclean's magazine ranked it dead last in its university rankings, for the second time, in 2007.
Little Jimmy goes to Carleton University, aka Last Chance U.
by Roseann Runte December 26, 2008
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cubicular cancer

What can happen after staying in a cubicle for more than 7 hours a day. Warning signs are numbness of the ass and the ass-ular region, an increase in body fat, and the loss of excitement for ones love life and loss of excitement for many hobbies which one found pleasurable prior to working in a cubicle. Cubicular cancer is curable if it is found before it spreads to the brain and testicles. It can be killed in this stage if the employee finds a new job, works out, goes golfing, and gets a girlfriend. When this cancer spreads to the brain it will cause uncurable adult ADD and severe depression, when cubicular cancer spreads to the brain it is usually deadly.
Guy 1: Hey, did you guys hear about Joe? He's got cubicular cancer!
Guy 2: No more late nights at work for me...
by AppleiPodRoolz January 11, 2006
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The new cancer

Some WHATTTT annoying maybe considered a lot worse than the old cancer. Excessive exposure may cause thoughts of suicide, no known cure to date. Only one person has contracted this disease so far, but breeding will most likely because weaker constraints of the disease, it is believed this person contracted this disease through his COCK, by having sex with cadavers in the middle of the night. During the summer the cancer leaves and the GROOVEY times begin.
The new cancer is coming shit RUN!!
by Man who has difficulty sleeping February 15, 2008
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WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

The four words that are spoken in the moment with lovE when a random uncontrolled event occurs, that can't be expalined why, but just is. The one and only true (WATC) occurences happen when guysss;) is of participation.
Friend sees other friend out of blue....friends say WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!
by GUYSSSS August 14, 2012
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Game Changer

The one interest of whom a Player most desires, and always shall desire into the foreseeable future. The interest is good enough for a Player to give up his 'game' and change their situation dramatically - in the hope this new adaption will be ideal for the new interest.
See Emma over there - She's my Game Changer.

I'd give it all up for her....
by buster4145 July 31, 2011
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chaucer

English author of "The Canterbury Tales"
The excerpt below is taken from the Summoner's Tale
"Lo, hear my oath! In me shall truth not lack."
"Now then, come put your hand right down my back,"
Replied this man, "and grope you well behind;
For underneath my buttocks shall you find
A thing that I have hid in privity."
"Ah," thought the friar, "this shall go with me!"
And down he thrust his hand right to the cleft,
In hope that he should find there some good gift.
And when the sick man felt the friar here
Groping about his hole and all his rear,
Into his hand he let the friar a fart.
There is no stallion drawing loaded cart
That might have let a fart of such a sound.
The friar leaped up as with wild lion's bound:
"Ah, treacherous churl," he cried, "by God's own bones,
I'll see that he who scorns me thus atones;
by Name Withheld May 13, 2005
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Super cancer

A for of heart, lung, stomach, brain, kidney, ect. cancer that can only be contracted from exposure to chrono radiation. Chrono radiation itself can only be found on board and in every nook and cranny of time machines. The truth is time travel is real and possible but will cause super cancer at some point in the travelers life be it immediately after or 12 months before. Due to it's extremely unpredictable nature time travel has been all but outlawed to prevent spread of Super cancer
Doc: Hey martey I went to a rejuvenation clinic. They got me all fixed up change of blood, new kidney, they even cured my super cancer

Marty: Super cancer?

Doc: Yeah, side effect of time travel. Of course you ALWAYS wore your lead-lined suit in the time machine right?

Marty: SHIT
by Blarny December 28, 2011
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