kissing the wrong lips

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips

Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.

by I am god March 23, 2016

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2013

Wrong

Amanda

Wrong isn’t worth 100 bill

by Sussytyy July 13, 2025

Getting it wrong

When you are at a social event (party, wedding, dinner) and you get a lot drunker or higher than everyone else and it is very noticeable

*At a sit-down dinner*
John: Harry have you seen George he is absolutely shitfaced and we are only half an hour in
Harry: Yeah he is really getting it wrong

by Gymgoer137 April 10, 2024

You're wrong Em

Maurice loves you more and this is proof

Emily: "I love you more Maurice"
Maurice: "You're wrong Em!"

by King_felix_121 May 29, 2020

pre-wrong

You’re so wrong that you’re wrong before you open your mouth or have an opinion. It’s kind of like being married.

I’m not even going to ask for her opinion; she’s already made up her mind that I am “pre-wrong”.

by uberdoppleganger June 25, 2019

Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 18, 2011