Chicago Wet Beef

The act of taking laxatives directly preceding coitus; in a race against time to achieve orgasm before voiding your bowels.

Against better judgement Billy decided to take his date out for a hot Chicago Wet Beef; there was no second date.

by DarkDiggler December 20, 2017

Beef strokinoff

To stroke ones beef with a fearsome hunger.

Beef strokinoff as used in a typical dialogue between an adolescent boy and his clueless mother. Mom- "Tommy can you come join the family for dinner?" Tommy-"I'd rather not mommy I'm having quite a delightful feast of beefstrokinoff at the moment "

by Chrisbycreme25 October 1, 2015

Beef

It's when you need two gats to go to sleep, it's when your mom ain't safe up in the streets, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU, it's when you make your enemies start your jeep, it's when you role no less then 30 deep, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU

Ask yourself, do you know what beef is?

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

beef boner

1. a butcher or meatcutter; a member of the Beef Boners union.

2. an erect penis.

1. My father is a proud beef boner.

2. My father has a proud beef boner.

by Joe Bone March 22, 2005

hot beef injection

The insertion of one's penis into whatever your heart desires, though usually in reference to chicks.

"Hey man, how'd things go with Jen last night?"
"Great, I gave her the hot beef injection"

by Sierra Mist Man September 28, 2005

beef and brocolli

Green and brown 3 quarter timbs which got it's nickname in NYC for their colors. The originals were always green and brown up until 98 when they started to flip the colors. Now you must specify the color when describing your beef and brocs. For instance...

Yo, I just picked up the blue and grey beef and brocolli timbs to go with the Yankee fitted...

by Rob Black the dude November 10, 2006

Beef

Having a problem with someone

Yo nigga..u got beef wif me?? Mothafucker..beef is what I got teeth for!

by Beef eater February 26, 2005