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Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 27, 2024
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celebrity crunch

Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.
What is a Celebrity Crunch?
Answer: It's some CheezIt thing.
by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017
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Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
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Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area
“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”
by Pb an j April 1, 2024
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Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup
by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024
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crunch

Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"
you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.
by IoI_xD June 16, 2023
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Crunch

to get in some where
I crunched into her dms.
by crunchyaaaaaa November 14, 2017
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