turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former

guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."

by Chris Demo June 24, 2008

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burner day

Much like a burner phone, is one of those days you deal with because you have to, but want to be done with as quickly as possible.

The big boss was in the office Thursday, total burner day.

by is this pseudonym also taken November 01, 2020

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Dirty Burner

The act of being sodomized with a Carolina Reaper pepper

After she finished giving felatio he asked her for a dirty burner.

by Dumbnamenamer May 29, 2022

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Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.

Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…

by ten nine? June 09, 2024

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Wax Burner

essentially a person who thinks they're a gangbanger & smells really bad because they refuse to shower despite living with a family member or community home

Cornelius is such a Wax Burner.

by huntington304ganggang January 23, 2025

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