Brandon302

69420 lets fuck tomorrow? I have lots of dildos in my car maybe sex in the roof or us my asshole nigga

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by KYS@everyonepensi April 13, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is the best friend you could ever have. The best thing about him is that he will always be shorter than you. And you can always make fun of him for it.

Friend: Brandon you're so SHORT
Brandon: Ssstoooopp! You always say that! I hate it!

by ⒾⓐⓜⓈⓄⓊⓅ December 5, 2018

fuckboy brandon

Fuckboy brandon is a self centered dude who breaks girls heart , is a thot, hoe, and man slut and doesn't know how to fuck off

Fuckboy brandon:I have a golden heart I was always loyal in our relationship
her: u fucking funny just fuck off
fuckboy brandon :don't tell me what to do
Her: ... u hoe

by princessdragonflap May 24, 2016

Brandon

A human being who was bought using only one platinum.

"When they said they would sell brandon to use for one platinum, we would have been stupid not to buy him!"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Brandon

More of a black and white type of guy. He is a simple man in which enjoys the most straight-forward process in...everything. Being in a relationship with him is kind of like a Love-Hate relationship. He will tell you to do this and that, and may even do them himself! But he truly has good intentions at heart. He is also outgoing, brave, kind, and every now and then, a bit harsh. He also has a soft spot for people close to him. Plus, every now and then, he will stir up some drama, for better or for worse! The best thing about him though is that if you insult him, he will just shake it off; like it was a joke, and insult you back! If you are friends or in a relationship with him, try not to take him so seriously.

Goodness, that Brandon is so mean, but he's so nice at the same time!

by Yee Mage December 8, 2017

Let's Go Brandon

Phrase
An invitation to participate in a sexual act involving spitting Santorum into another one another's mouths.

"Let's go Brandon!"

"I'd prefer not to. I haven't brought a toothbrush."

by BobbyBoxtop January 10, 2022

Lets Go Brandon

A clean way to tell the current President, "F*ck You."

Lets Go Brandon is a phrase to tell a President "Fuck You" in Network TV friendly terms.

by pornstitute October 15, 2021