The Budapest Brakes

Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.

Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.

Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.

P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?

P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.

by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022

fuck the brakes

Means I totally disregard what you regard…
FTB
Don’t slow down, full steam ahead. Mash!

Fuck the brakes man.. I’m full steam ahead. Roll on! Don’t slow down… FTB 🔥

by Ewrecka October 20, 2022

Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun

Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson

by Etymoholic August 13, 2023

pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin

wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich

by cole maj March 21, 2024

alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.

"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"

by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025