Boiling Chocolate

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.

" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."

by The Spackler August 23, 2009

Booming out

When a boomer gets overwhelmed by Gen-Z humor and falls into a fit of rage or confusion

Grandson - "That's cap grandpa you didn't hit that"
Grandpa - "What the hell does cap mean I can't keep up with this young people jargon!!"
Grandson - "Uh oh Grandpa is booming out again"

by JeffdaChef2 September 14, 2021

Boolized

A myct fanpage

Who is very very cool 😎

P1: Have you heard of boolized?
P2: yes I have they're very, cool
P1: yes I agree!

by Acoolperson12 August 27, 2021

Boolized

Boolized is someone who i wish their attempts wouldve worked

"whos boolized isnt that someone who tried to kts cause a TikTok account
?" "yeah unfortunately their attempt didn't work."

by melolyourgaydie September 3, 2021

Boiling Pot

Pissing into a pot and throwing it at someone

He didn't know he was about to get a Boiling Pot

by IhaveHIV December 22, 2021

nookie bookin

Pronounced nukie bukin. When someone is kissing some major ass (esp. on the telephone)with a date or potential date. If you here the word "baby" more than twice in one conversation, they are guilty of nookie bookin.

Tell John to quit nookie bookin on the phone and get back to work.
I saw you the other day in the mall talking to that girl at Macy's. You were definitely nookie bookin hoping to get her digits.

by Blue Shirt August 19, 2008

Metal Booking

leaving facebook status's because ur so metal you have to share some of it with the facebook world so you dont die of lead poisioning.

Im so metal i scared a deceptagon

I hate when it rains bc i begin to rust everytime i go out.

JUST LEAVE US SOME ROOM FOR COMFORT IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY START BREATHING THIS IN JUST TO NUMB HURT LET THE FEELING GO AWAY

"metal booking" basically any song lyrics or refrences to how metal you are posted on facebook.

by I=metal>U=not metal March 19, 2010