Benedict Grundled 

When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.

"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"

Benedict Grundled by mutorcs December 12, 2009

Bobed It 

when completing acts of shear stupidity , leading others to believe you are mentally disabled.

Person 1 : "that exam was so hard. how did you find it?"

Person 2 : "same. I pure bobed it!"

Bobed It by POLLA GRANDE May 19, 2017

Benedict Arnold 

When you become a traitor and switch to the other side of a battle, argument, etc.

Mostly you “pull a Benedict Arnold.”

When the boys and the girls had a battle, Allie decided to pull a Benedict Arnold, and join the boys’ side.

Benedict Arnold by Astr0n0va November 28, 2017

Benedict Arnold 

When two guys and a girl are having a threesome, and as an act of betrayal, One guy cums somewhere on the other guys body, preferably his ankles or his legs. As coined and created by Danny Mullen.

Danny and leo were tag teaming Jill. Just another hot steamy threesome thursday while Nico is out of out town. Danny asked Leo to pass him His gatorade, & as Leo reached over to grab Jacks electrolyte rich beverage, He turned around to realize his ankles had now been sprinkled with rainbow showers. Oh No. Leo got hit with a sneaky benedict arnold . F*** You Danny. Get Your own gatorade

Benedict Arnold by Clay1111 August 24, 2022

Premium Bondage 

To have bondage involving dairy products.

I had premium bondage last night because i tied my girlfriend to my bed post and licked milk off of her breasts.

Premium Bondage by Matt Timms & Josh Taylor September 28, 2006

David Bond 

A person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. They are of high intelligence. Most likely an intellectual, a Metal head and big into Politics. Most of the time, you see them as an Anarchist. They despise authority. Noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. Dangerous, yet sexy. Approach at caution, unless a sexy lady, then it's okay.

Random Party Lady: I mean, who does something like that? Just throws random wine glasses at the Police?

Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.

David Bond by Vincent Cross March 10, 2011

Paul Benedict 

The people who have the biggest cocks

Girl 1: Did you know that the nerd in our class has a giant cock

Girl 2: His name is Paul Benedict right?

Girl 1: Yeah they say that people with that name always have a big cock

Paul Benedict by This AccountIsNotOwnedByPaul April 19, 2021