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Christmas Bomb

When someone wraps anothers present in an obscene amount of layers of wrapping paper or other wrapping material, and forms a ball like shape.
Guy 1: Woah man this wrapping never ends!
Guy 2: You've been Christmas Bombed.
by Jay-Tee069 December 8, 2009
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cage bomb

In baseball: To hit a baseball in a batting cage that would have likely been a homerun on a regular size baseball field.
"Man, that was a cage bomb!"
by mousley January 30, 2010
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Poop Bomb

A Poop Bomb is a giant weapon of ass destruction. Most commonly expelled from the anus in a short 3 second burst, with only minor warnings of flatulence and crippling gas cramps.
Angela gagged as she dropped a poop bomb in the toilet, creating an explosion of liquid shit and splattering watery chunks across everything in sight.
by The Flirtatious Flamingo February 25, 2018
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Ice Bomb

An Ice Bomb is the act of ejaculating in an ice cube maker, freezing the jizz, then during intercourse you would stick the frozen jizz into the mates mouth and/or vagina, and have sex until they thaw out.
Man's point of view
"I gave Linda an Ice Bomb last night."

Woman's point of view

"Joe was so nice, he gave me an Ice Bomb."
by jUrbleHacks5i December 8, 2013
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Smoke Bombing

To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.
Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!
by KiT April 23, 2015
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noti-bombing

Noti-Bombing is the latest facebook fad. You bomb a person's profile, like all their statuses and pictures, write several posts and comments, etc. And when they get online, their notification box is full of your spectacular face.
- My phone went off 20 times. (Not exaggerating, 18 Facebook notifications, your status text, and then a reminder of that text.) You are probably the bestest friend in the world that you would care enough to send me that many notifications.

- I believe, you believe, we believe in noti-bombing!
by mishalina10 August 20, 2011
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Kashi Bomb

The shituation that develops within one hour of eating a full bowl of Kashi brand cereal. It starts with a small rumble and progresses quickly to an imminent explosion.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
The following takes place 30 minutes into carpooling.

Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."

Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.

Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
by punchodex July 17, 2012
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