Sonic braking

The act of honking your horn rather than hitting your brakes when approaching an obstacle on the road.

*Long honk followed by a car crash* Looks like that guy tried sonic braking. He didn't even slow down before hitting that truck.

by tendonut January 13, 2011

lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red

Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"

by Yuenglingling February 5, 2012

dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

by SailorDick February 6, 2014

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

Bubble Boating

When yo girl dresses like mrs puff and you do your drivers test on her back

When I renewed my license I celebrated with since bubble boating

by bitchrsbewet November 6, 2014

meta boating

Motorboating (the sexual act) on a motorboat. Otherwise known as motorboatception.

"Dude, did you see Joseph and Melanie the other day?"
"Yeah, I think they were meta boating."

by Ginjalopy May 24, 2014

Steam Boating

A slow and deliberate face to breast oscillating motion.

Mark Twain is slowly steam boating his way through the golden girls.

by Samuel Clams. July 12, 2014