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Italian Girls-Blonde

The elite of the italian girls. Super sexy and rock in bed. From Northern Italy, upper class, and very rich $$$. Must have blue eyes, that how you know they are Northern. Incredible cook too, only the best for these itallian girls! Feel lucky if you know one of these girls, usually mean because they are spoiled, and sometimes snobby, but she is worth it cause if you get her in bed she will ride you like no one ever has!!
I love the italian girls-blonde cause they rock in bed.
by Adamh312 January 1, 2011
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blondes

A very sexy hot chick thats basiclly the portrait of the American Beauty!
Damn, shes got those baby blue eyes, nice thighs, and big smile. HOT shit holla at me baby!
by Kala April 30, 2004
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blonderexia

Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.
My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.
by bobco August 3, 2008
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titturd 5: blondes revenge

when a blonde says something smart for once
OMG that blonde just said something smart - yes they pulled a titturd 5: blondes revenge
by The Bandit May 10, 2008
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ugly blonde

a blonde whose face is disgustingly hideous in a manner that the only word you can stutter out is "ugly", but you're thinking way worse.

the subject's hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she's all that, but in reality she's an ugly old fag, who can't even get action from a poodle having an erection.

half the time she's a gay homosexual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they're actually trying to get away from her oversized vagina.

and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her vagina actually looks like a small penis.
-looks ugly blonde-
me: "damn.. you ugly...person."
-retches-

ugly blonde:"who, like, me, like? OMG OMG OMG"

me: "no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly FAG"
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blonde moment

Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.
Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005
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blonde

often stereotyped as stupid or sexy...but the word comes from the colour of someone's hair colour
Oi! check out that blonde las! *licks lips*
by coops4life August 30, 2007
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