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benchmalarkey

When small changes in an ajacent piece of code result in reproducable and statistically significant changes to the outcome of a synthetic benchmark, even thought the benchmark does not evaluate the part of the code which has changed.
Looks like benchmalarkey, better try enabling -mbranches-within-32B-boundaries.
by Helban Nels June 14, 2022
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Benchnation

A group/community/cult of people who are fans or obsess over the actor, Park Merlin Bench.
"The people of the benchnation community are so friendly!"
by parkbenchfan June 25, 2022
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Bencher

A Bencher is a person that stans the benchtrio (streamers ranboolive, tubbo_ and tommyinnit) and is a part of benchtwitter (benchtwt), a subtwitter for their stans. All benchers are super cool, amazing, awesome and in most cases- not allocishet. The name originated from smiletwitter being mad at benchers for no reason.
-"Aren't they a dream smp stan? How can you be friends with them?"
-"They're a bencher tho"
-"Oh thank god"
by thisisyourdoom July 27, 2022
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benchadmin

Benchadmin
A guy who works in Hobart who likes to think he is buff, and holds an important job, but really is a glorified postman.
My name is Benchadmin. lol. I'm such a twat.
by ctas123 October 5, 2022
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Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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Bench Seat Boogie

Having sex in a truck or vehicle with a pull up bench seat in the middle
“Yeah me and Chloe did a little bench seat boogie last night in my F-150
by Dong.com April 11, 2023
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