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Justin Bieber

There are good artists and then there's Justin Bieber.
by Windows10Hater November 30, 2013
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Justin Bieber

The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.
Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".

Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.

Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.

Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!
by spideyrescue July 6, 2012
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Justin Bieber

A creature native in Canada and Georgia. Has a high-pitched screech and feeds on screams of "Mrs. Biebers". Usually attracts 9-13 year old girls. Has a couple of well-known types of screeching, e.g. "One Time", "Somebody to Love", and of course, the all too popular "Baby".
Guy: Man, I hate Justin Bieber!
Girl: I love him!
Guy: I'm breaking up with you.
by EmoPuppeh June 1, 2011
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bieber pole

The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.
Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."
by userabuser August 15, 2012
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Bieber Tattoo

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings
Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
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Bieber Bangs

Long, side-swept bangs that feather across the forehead from left to right, draping down over the right eye and obstructing the vision. Bieber Bangs are most commonly worn by pubescent and prepubescent boys, who thereafter cock their heads as if weighed down by the girth of these bangs. Most boys develop an immediate tic, whereby they toss their heads in order to keep the Bieber Bangs always flowing to the right. Many adolescent girls find themselves swooning when a boy tosses his Bieber Bangs her way.
"Did you see Tommy this morning? Wow, he looks so hot with his new Bieber Bangs!"

Scientists have discovered that a toss of a boy's Bieber Bangs is like the modern day mating call.
by PurpleTantrum June 23, 2019
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Beibei

kind, gorgeous, sexy, voluptuous, and Toksic's future baby momma 😘
Beibei got a azz fatter than a possum wit the mumps!
by MFH INC. November 6, 2021
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