Bearded Shrimp

When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.

We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.

by smeghead February 4, 2005

Bearded Hooley

To rub someones genital area with your beard.

Robert: Man my beard is totally yuck today, i gave some girl a Bearded Hooley last night.

by Robert Hooley August 22, 2008

Bearded Clown

Another name for pubes and scrotum sack, which resemble a beard being your penis as the clown with funny nose.

This girl last night laughed at my bearded clown :(

by dingdong diva December 17, 2010

Bubble Beard

When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.

It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.

I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!

My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!

by Kempo May 5, 2006

Graham Beard

1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.

"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."

by Smar Uyed April 19, 2010

The Bearded One

A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

flying
and even solving a rubik's cube

"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*

by beardedone August 13, 2015

Moose Beard

A fat hairy Vagina

WOW look at that moose beard!!

by chrjen July 8, 2010