piss the closet

a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!

imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!

by Dan Enderwick April 18, 2008

Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

Closet Bitch

A girl who seems like a good person but really is a bitch undrneath

a girl who is nice to your face but really is a bitch hense closet bitch;brie ebert

by somechickk11 April 16, 2011

Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.

"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.

by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016

closet lock

the parter of someone who is secretly gay and doesn’t want to come out. They are used as the protection of their significant others sexuality so that people assume they are straight.

omg Peter was using Lisa as his closet lock because he didn’t want people to think he was gay

by secretclownsociety November 9, 2021

Closet Lock

A person of the opposite gender with whom a homosexual flirts to attempt to remain 'in the closet.'

Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.

by IHatePoorna April 22, 2011

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016