Batman Schmeh

A phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. Variants of this phrase such as "Batman crunch schmeh" "Crunch Man Bat Schmeh" or "man crunch schmeh bat derp" are also commonly used for variety.

I heard these two retarded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming "BATMAN SCHMEH" at each other and then at the cars on the road.

by violentTardface2.0 March 4, 2011

Batman on Drugs

An old Youtube and popular ringtone that involves a...weird song that sounds like complete gibberish while Batman shakes his head like he's having a seizure.

Batman on Drugs be like:

HIININININIIINNINNIINNIIIEIEIENININEINEIE

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

Batman

Abbreviation for

Big
Angry
Testosterone fuelled
Man
Attacking at
Night

BATMAN

Guy - Holy shit is that BATMAN?
Guy 2 - He looks big, angry and testosterone fuelled

by Piss_Bowl November 5, 2021

To batman

To unalive one's parents

"When I was 6 my parents gave me a Paladone Pinkie Pie"
"I shall go back in time to batman them"

by BleakEntity_29A August 19, 2023

batman

it's a bat that was bitten by a radioactive man. his family was murdered to death, so he became an edgelord who beats up people until they get knocked out, but at least he has a sick song

NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN

batman beat up my dad and now he's mentally handicapped

by CakeEatingPirate February 24, 2021

The Batman and The Jokster

The Batman and The Jokster is an American TV series in which it follows the daily events of Batman and The Jokster. The show was created by content creator/show writer/song writer Onion Zest. Currently there are only 3 videos in the series, baman and the jokster: pilot, The Batman and The Jokster Episode 1 trailer, and bahman and jokster: episode 0.5 season 1. Currently there is no confirmed release date for episode 1 of the series but the episode 1 trailer stated that the first episode will be released sometime in 2022 or 2023.

Person 1: Did you see that new show called The Batman and The Jokster?

Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome, I can't wait for episode 1 to release!

by xXxfatboogie March 27, 2022

The Batman

During doggystyle, make a circle with your index and thumb, put your hands in reverse with the circle over your eyes and rest of the hands resting on your face, like a Batman mask.
Continue pounding in silence unless she turns back. If she does, just tell her "I'm Batman".

- Shit man, I did The Batman to her last night ?
- The What ?
- (proceeds to explain)
- Hell yeah bro, I gotta try it.

by __batmann__ January 27, 2024