bald dora

the most show stopping, s*xy, all around fabulous creature ever full stop.
think dora the explorer but like with no hair
bald dora is a solid 10/10
by bald dora March 05, 2021
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bald walk

the act of walking dank to flex on them haters
I finna bald walk.
by tjobree May 12, 2020
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balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.
The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.
by Alex Franses May 20, 2024
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Balding Oogle

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls
"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"
by Bald dood June 01, 2024
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micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it
That’s a Micah bald dude
by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018
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i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!
by SimplyWords January 01, 2025
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bald head strength

The extra strength a nigga gets when he’s Bald Asf
-Ayo that man got bald head strength you see how he head butted him

-Look at that bald ass head I just know he got that bald head strength
by Goatstatus February 14, 2022
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