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Tying the Balloon Knot

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.
by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018
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Ukrainian water balloon

An uncircumcised man sews his foreskin shut and nuts continuously until the foreskin is full and expands like a water balloon until it pops and the cum splatters everywhere.
Girl:want to try the Ukrainian water balloon

Boy: no I’m circumcised
by Followyysconsaundcloud February 6, 2020
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Hot Air Balloon Ride

When a dog is cleaning itself and it farts in its own face.
Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!
by dswannie November 20, 2020
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Water Balloon

(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.
I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.
by fittNasty April 13, 2009
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cum balloons

when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one's face.
Brian was bored with Jeff's games so he decided to play cum balloons by himself.
by mr. amazing July 30, 2008
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Ballora

One of the most best looking girls on this planet
She is also very sexy
And has a nice ass
Ballora is probably taken by a man named vincent
by LittlePsycho August 15, 2017
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balloonjuice

The contents of a used condom.
by woody October 9, 2004
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