In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.
Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.
by Dr Two April 19, 2010
Get the Night readymug. Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.
by clapbackjack May 3, 2022
Get the thong nightmug. Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.
Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.
Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
by That Slattery Girl May 21, 2020
Get the Night Readingmug. It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
by DarkDiggler June 3, 2020
Get the ham nightmug. Person 1: Jesus christ, there's a black hole in here!
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.
by I can observe gamma rays October 30, 2019
Get the night niggermug. Another term for a prostitute. One that isn't necessarily high class but certainly is cheap but provides a good level of service.
Rachel was so good last night - cheap, cheerful and definitely such a professional coot of the night.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
Get the coot of the nightmug. by Munktus August 17, 2020
Get the Shit Nightmug.