Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

The spot

The spot located under the green staircases at Inglewood High School. All the cool people use to kick it there under some douche decided to hang around in a circle in the middle of nowhere.

hey remember when we use to kick it at the spot?

- yeah, good times...good times.

by three1ohhh March 22, 2009

nono spot

nono spots are places boys are not aloud to touch girls or vise versa. a nono spot on a girl is usually located in the groin area chest area and backside, a nono spot on a male is usually not located at all but in the odd case a male does have a nono spot its usually the backside because they dont want to be anally intruded.

example
girl-hey your not aloud to touch ther thats a nono spot

guy-gosh darn it! god slam it!

by JonnyHopkins April 20, 2010

Spot Check

Alternative to calling "seat check". Announcing spot check before leaving your seat reserves the spot when you return.

Billy Bob (prior to getting up): "Spot check"
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."

by Mandy's older brother March 27, 2007

hot spot

the coolest place you could possibly be. a gathering where someone by the name of zak or brad will get the party bumpin' and a hot spot will be named. people get mad when there is a hot spot because they usually get left out.

Anthony missed the hot spot because he is a total loser face.

by Hot Spot Zak July 24, 2009

lucy spot

a place where you can buy a single cigarette,
instead of having to buy the whole pack.

where can i get a cig? a lucy spot for a buck.

by Jesshoe! October 11, 2007

twat spot

1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.

For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006