fing-arsed

When your finger slips throught the toilet paper and goes into your anus when you are wiping your ass after taking a shit.

After eating the Mexican buffet , I ran to the bathroom to take a shit and I got fing-arsed because they had cheap toilet paper.

by Rockville June 11, 2009

Biscuit Arsed

A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"

"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"

by Scotia fae the Toon April 13, 2007

Arse Blast

When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.

John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"

Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin

John: Ouch!

by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008

horse's arse

Something ugly, used or comparisons.

Her face was the horse's arse.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

The Wolf's Arse

When you get a hot and sweaty ass and defecating can be like passing lava, most likely caused by hangovers with hot tempatures.

by Wally Wolf June 11, 2006

Your arse

One of those ultimate comebacks, like your mum and your face. Not as commonly used.

A: This smells
B: Your arse!

1: Move outta the way!
2: Your mum!
1: Ya what?
2: Your face!
1: What the hell?
2: YOUR ARSE!

- A situation that actually happened to one of my friends.

by Kitty_1992 May 31, 2005

arse tax

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.

'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005