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flying to san antonio

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!

Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016
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mike d’antonio

Mike D’Antonio is the bassist and founder of Massachusetts metalcore band Killswitch Engage and Overcast. He is really good at what he does.
Oh shit is that Mike D’Antonio?!
Yeah! That is! He’s really good at playing bass!
by Don’t say the n word November 2, 2019
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Hailey and Antonio

The cutest couple ever, they have the healthiest relationship and adore each other. They work really well together and love each other. They’re sure to be together forever!
Molly: OMG is that Hailey and Antonio? They’re such the ideal couple!!

Ashley: I know right!?
by cattuxedo March 7, 2024
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Isnt ur name antonio

Ugghh i dont know i just wanted to added something
Isnt ur name antonio lmao
by Dinozack December 21, 2024
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