shit

so happy it''s thursday!

-Guess What!
~what?
-SHIT!
~wtf?
-SO HAPPY ITS THURSDAY!
~oh
-lol

Same as tgif but for thursday :)

by Haley16 October 13, 2010

shit

something some people like to eat and throw up on and swish it around in there mouth example 2girls1cup

hey man i just had the biggest shit ever
omg did she swallow that shit
that was alot of shit in that cup for a girl

by afromanblake February 8, 2008

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss March 1, 2014

shit

the stuff that comes out of your ass when you sit down

Dude i had to take a shit last night at that party but i was to embarassed!

by Dick Walding! March 14, 2009

shit

Shit means crap, poo

mostly used to describe something

This game is shit

by computertrick June 19, 2010

The Shit

One who is both awesome and rather iresponsible/lazy/bitchy. Most people have a cousin (doesn't have to be a first cousin, can be 2nd, 3rd, etc)or weird Uncle who fits this description. A person who is simply The Shit. They do nothing but bitch (or becth as Kelly would say) and complain, but there is just something about them that makes them so wicked sweet that they are most definitely The Shit.

My cousin Joycelyn: Who is The Shit?

Me: Joycelyn is The Shit!

by I warn, but nobody heeds my words May 6, 2007

the shit

Hand ball table tennis. The coolest game ever! Played by local people at my high school during lunch. :) this game is The SHIT!

Handball table tennis is the shit!

by Mikki Mouse June 4, 2005