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Austins penis

Austins penis is so fucken massive that it cant fit in the hole so he will be a virgin his whole life
Austins penis cannot be used
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austin hadley

If you were to ever meet Austin, you would immediately fall in love. He’s the most charismatic, charming, sexy, funny, hot, good looking, intelligent, thick, ripped, smart, outgoing, incredible, beautiful, gorgeous, stunning man you will ever lay eyes on.
“Who’s that guy??”

I dont know girl, but his name must be austin hadley, he’s just so perfect!”
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Austin Mahone

A sweet,funny, and hot 15 year old on you tube. he sings covers of his favorite songs, including Baby(Justin Bieber) and The Lazy Song(Bruno Mars) and is rising to the top of fame.

He has also nicknamed his fans. Austin has read his fan mail, and even announced that he has products now available for fans to buy.
Girl 1: Have you heard of Austin Mahone?
Girl 2: well, that hot guy that sings?
Girl 2:DUH!!!
by Max Johnston September 24, 2011
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Austin, TX

Capital of Texas; Not to be associated with GW Bush.
GW's from midland, not austin.
by Accapulco March 14, 2004
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austin anderson

A very talk whiteboy with a 8 inch cock between his legs
by ajandersonmuthafucka February 8, 2014
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Austin Post

Noun - A frat boy who works at t mobile and injects steriods into his asshole to look bigger to attract women with his man tits hanging out of his work uni. Drives a fancy car and constantly uses the words "bro" "sup" and "i suck dicks"
Aspires to be a giantic moldy piece of muscle who looks like a 1969 GI JOE. Usually hangs at Applebees on late nights with his Bro's or Zen buying $200 dollar plates of sushi, with his mom's credit cards.
guy1: did you see that guy over there with those huge tits?
guy 2:Oh, yeah, thats Austin post
by johnny chimpo666 January 23, 2009
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Austin, TX

The state capitol building is located in Austin, TX.
by Isi Oamen February 26, 2004
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