Austins penis is so fucken massive that it cant fit in the hole so he will be a virgin his whole life
by JOhnnnnndfdfd February 17, 2021

If you were to ever meet Austin, you would immediately fall in love. He’s the most charismatic, charming, sexy, funny, hot, good looking, intelligent, thick, ripped, smart, outgoing, incredible, beautiful, gorgeous, stunning man you will ever lay eyes on.
by i’m in love with austin hadley January 16, 2021

A sweet,funny, and hot 15 year old on you tube. he sings covers of his favorite songs, including Baby(Justin Bieber) and The Lazy Song(Bruno Mars) and is rising to the top of fame.
He has also nicknamed his fans. Austin has read his fan mail, and even announced that he has products now available for fans to buy.
He has also nicknamed his fans. Austin has read his fan mail, and even announced that he has products now available for fans to buy.
by Max Johnston September 24, 2011

by Accapulco March 14, 2004

by ajandersonmuthafucka February 8, 2014

Noun - A frat boy who works at t mobile and injects steriods into his asshole to look bigger to attract women with his man tits hanging out of his work uni. Drives a fancy car and constantly uses the words "bro" "sup" and "i suck dicks"
Aspires to be a giantic moldy piece of muscle who looks like a 1969 GI JOE. Usually hangs at Applebees on late nights with his Bro's or Zen buying $200 dollar plates of sushi, with his mom's credit cards.
Aspires to be a giantic moldy piece of muscle who looks like a 1969 GI JOE. Usually hangs at Applebees on late nights with his Bro's or Zen buying $200 dollar plates of sushi, with his mom's credit cards.
by johnny chimpo666 January 23, 2009

by Isi Oamen February 26, 2004
