A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.
by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022
Get the Fat alien whalemug. Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!
You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024
Get the Alienmug. That feeling you get when you are hella drunk and the world is spinning and you feel like you are being taken up by a UFO.
Bro 1: Dude how drunk were you last night?
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.
by Deffochap November 11, 2022
Get the alien busmug. The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).
Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.
Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.
The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.
Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.
Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.
The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.
Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.
by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023
Get the Alien’s Brainmug. Instead of saying god say four aliens, because according to atheists thats how we, humans, were created, or one theory anyway
by astounding February 14, 2003
Get the 4 aliensmug. by Skeletard September 23, 2022
Get the Alien Bloodmug. A depressing YouTube series by VIVINOS about 6 people that are in a world where aliens rule. The humans are basically pets to the aliens. Aliens invented a game, known as alien stage, in which two humans compete against each other in a singing battle. Whoever loses gets shot and killed, while the winning human goes on to the next round.
Watch ALIEN STAGE at your own risk. Don't get attached to the characters. Do NOT get attached to any characters. It will only lead to a feeling of rue, misery, and sorrow.
Watch ALIEN STAGE at your own risk. Don't get attached to the characters. Do NOT get attached to any characters. It will only lead to a feeling of rue, misery, and sorrow.
by kanacure May 7, 2025
Get the ALIEN STAGEmug.