Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!
by Joshua Berls August 8, 2009
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The nectar derived from squeezing the juice out of several God.
This alcohol is too judgmental.
by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022
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Something my parents drink whenever they take out ice off the freezer
Hey Darling, I'm going off to buy some *Insert Alcohol Product Name* for tonight Jesse and Jake are coming here tonight
by BaconInspect April 30, 2022
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a crystaline substance found everywhere after your fairy godmother is around.
howed this alcohol get here, its 100%
by Cody5050 November 16, 2020
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A kind of hard drugs that is completely accepted in society.
People who drive while being drunk have a 23 times higher chance of dying compared to people driving while high.
This drug is widely available and can be found in the corner of every supermarket and most shops and is extremely cheap.
When children find this dangerous liquid and drink it when it's laying around the house, they will get intoxicated immediately and might die. Compared to for example cannabis, children could eat pounds of fresh weed and never get high. That's because cannabis has to be lit on fire (decarboxylated) first before it comes available.
Alcohol also kills underage kids, no weed has ever killed a kid because it's almost impossible to die from a cannabis overdose.
Hey man, want to try some weed?
No, dude, that shit is so unhealthy. I'd rather drink alcohol every day.
Why dude?
Because alcohol is so innocent man, everyone just loves it!
by High_hopes February 23, 2021
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The HARAM shit most dads drink
Friend: yo bro do you want a glass of alcohol

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