Bartle Skeet

Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.

Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water

by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018

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Skeet Eater

1. A man that eats his own skeet.
2. Person who swallows ejaculate.

1. That skeet eater licked his own load off her back.
2. I'm a skeet eater because it's rude to spit.

by Summer 2 October 2, 2006

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skeet shoot

launch a nut across a room onto a deserving face

My skeet shoot took the wench by suprise.

by birdman May 23, 2004

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skeet hammer

while ejaculating on your girlfriends face, you pound the sperm in with your penis.

After I banged my girl last night, I skeet hammered my cum all over her face.

by Eddiemagic September 19, 2009

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After ejaculation, a skeet scab is when semen dries up on the tip of the penis creating a plug at the urethra. This blockage while urinating is similar to when one puts their thumb over a garden hose while the water is on. If the urinator is careless about their skeet scab, he will be forced to decide which stream of pee will be best to aim in the toilet bowl because of its thickness in stream, while the other streams go everywhere but inside the toilet bowl.

Roommate 1: Dude, why is their piss all over the mirror and toilet paper?

Roommate 2: Oh, sorry bro.... After a long night of much ejaculation, I forgot to pick my skeet scab when I went pee this morning. It shot in several different directions all at once and I didn't know what to do!

by CAPIETAN August 21, 2012

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