v-mailed

(verb) synonymous with reject -- to force an unwanted call to your voice mail. Typically used in the past tense, since the person having the action performed on him/her is unaware until the v-mailing occurs. While getting sent to vmail can occur for good reason i.e. person being called is in class/at work or talking with someone else, it tends to create feelings of woe regardless.

"Man, I stared at my phone for an hour wanting to call that girl, and when I finally pressed send, she fuckin' v-mailed my ass!"

"Dude, don't feel bad about v-mailing that punk. Now he's got a limited time to convince you to call his ass back."

by een January 3, 2009

He-mail

An email sent from a male to a group of males regarding motorcycles, vintage cars, or last night's football game while purposely excluding females.

Male: "Hey Shannon, did you see what Brian sent?"
Shannon: "No. I wasn't included in that He-mail."

by AppleBlack June 26, 2019

Pink Mail

A form of blackmail where the female uses her vagina as leverage to get what she wants. Can also be used with bussies (a boy vagina).

Yo I can't believe that Victoria blackmailed Mr. Jefferson to win the contest

No gurl, you're wrong she pink mailed him

Ya, what a slut

by Cax_Maulfield May 12, 2018

Mailing the Package

a term used after having sex with a woman

Oh sorry Brian I was too busy mailing the package

by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019

You've got mail

You've got mail! Check your letterbox.

You've got mail!
Dies of explosion.

by ( •_•)>⌐■-■ gagaga October 13, 2023

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing

Used to describe when something is so funny LMAO just won't cut it.

Chapman: anal is for assholes
Ottoman: MAIL rn

by Lectric Larry January 21, 2019

Smell Mail

A Fart. A Fart intended to disgust a nearby person with only using the air as a conduit.

After eating huge quantities of cabbage and drinking 2 Liters of Rot-Gut whiskey, I released a terrible Smell Mail to my unsuspecting Manager at the office.

by Will and Steve December 20, 2008