1: When I left work I told everyone to have a Hot Carl. 2: When my electricity bill was $37.42, I exclaimed,"Hot Carl."
by RORO from da NONO December 11, 2006

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by PudgeCakes May 20, 2008

Mechanic: "Can you figure out why this lawnmower won't start up? We've tried everything."
Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."
Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"
Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."
Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"
by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

All Of You Are Wrong... a Hot Carl is performed by pressing one's unwiped anus onto a doorknob, so that the next person to use the door gets a slippery handful of shit. Named after a bitter, unpopular delivery driver. It has also been referred to as a Greasy Pablo,Greasy Pepe' and a Steamy Dave.
by Jonny Five May 18, 2006

On June 27th, Carl Pavano already gave up 17 homeruns, which is one more than his whole 2004 total, but he looked good doing it.
by YankeesAreSexi June 11, 2006
