A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.
by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016
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by And You Know That June 10, 2016
Get the jared petrilli mug.a very aggressive very kinky boy that likes to refer to girls as bitches and also loves the word "fuck"
by susafet August 6, 2016
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Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.
by Directx420 October 16, 2019
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A boy who likes skateboarding alot and skate with his friends all day at the skatepark.
He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
by Sammy69696969 October 19, 2019
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