Jared is the best buddy you could ever have, he no doubt has a cool car with a pathetic horn, lives with his mum, he lives of cigarettes and Mountain Dew!! He’s so cool that he wears sun glasses all day and all night, inside, outside it doesn’t matter with out them he just isn’t the same, and can’t see…
Hey you know that guy Jared? The sweaty boy, that drinks Mountain Dew like water? Yeah he’s so cool, the best bud ever! I wish I had a BFF like Jared.
by The most Methical Unicorn ever February 16, 2022
1. Jared is quite simply a simp.
2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.
2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.
by Absolute_Chad March 23, 2020
by yeudeudkdksksksk December 05, 2019
Jared Flows this tale was recorded on the year of 1962. This is a ballet to comerate the Tale of Jared.
-There once was a young lad named
Jared
-Helping the people he grew uo with livin in boxes when he opened the door he expected a fridge but it was only a box.
-twas a mournful night for this young lad named jared.
-Uncle Cliff his only true love but he did not they were related he robbed by his son but twas the end for young jared.
-Jumping into the rap game rapping with one canolie but without he just threw it away.
- that was the end for his raping game as he went on to br a father.
-through the boxes he looked weak and weary. But without a woman he lusted for more. Aroma filled the air drifitng flowing like water. And then it hit him his rap name was clear. Hureka he said as the name came on Flows 201 was born....
end prologue
-There once was a young lad named
Jared
-Helping the people he grew uo with livin in boxes when he opened the door he expected a fridge but it was only a box.
-twas a mournful night for this young lad named jared.
-Uncle Cliff his only true love but he did not they were related he robbed by his son but twas the end for young jared.
-Jumping into the rap game rapping with one canolie but without he just threw it away.
- that was the end for his raping game as he went on to br a father.
-through the boxes he looked weak and weary. But without a woman he lusted for more. Aroma filled the air drifitng flowing like water. And then it hit him his rap name was clear. Hureka he said as the name came on Flows 201 was born....
end prologue
Jared your box disapeared!
by The Real Flows201 April 05, 2019