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Sloppin’ Ham

Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.

Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.

I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
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Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.
Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught
by Dadandsonjokz June 7, 2016
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Ham Coded

When something is silly and puts you in a goober mood it is "Ham Coded".
"That car/cat is very Ham Coded, it puts me in a goober mood!"
by Hawhe October 27, 2023
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Kosher Ham

awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.

an oxymoron, but hilarious.
i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.
by xXawesomeXx June 25, 2009
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Ham Pancake

by Brian96 August 21, 2022
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shirt hams

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.
by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010
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Ken Ham

An ignorant, professional dumbass who misrepresents facts, makes up bogus facts, lies to children and other people about what Science actually is and founded a propaganda factory named "Answers in Genesis" to make belief in a literal interpretation of religious dogma.
Creationism is not about Science as Mr Ken Ham wants to make it out to be. It's about quote mining, dishonesty and distorted data.
Some idiot named Ken Ham wasted 100 million dollars to build the ark park
by Tazwint March 31, 2022
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