God

Morgan Freeman

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman

by Rosie302 December 11, 2018

God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity

Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.

by steps15 July 4, 2017

God

King of Kings.
basically he is the way the truth and the life.

God is my King

by imthatguybro April 5, 2022

God

Morgan Freeman

"I am God."

by Terraman60 January 14, 2020

God

Abigail Rose Cothran

Did you hear? God has entered the Overwatch chat!!

by El Diablo. October 26, 2020

god

it is god

it is god

by YI71 October 2, 2019

god

The cause of all life’s problems...

Person 1: the world is so fucked up.
Person 2: yeah it’s all god’s fault...

by // :-0 // June 18, 2018