Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.
Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019
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by Johna LongSchlong October 13, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a very kind loving person. He’s very attractive and all of the girls chase after him. He will always have your heart. You really want to get to know a Ethan. He’s very loyal and will treat you right.
by Abusj May 16, 2020
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Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
by AsainicAudric December 24, 2018
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Ethan is the most perfect boy ever. He is so lovely. Not all people like him. But some people love him. If you're dating him watch out. As soon as you date him everyone will go for him. Ethan is the most caring boyfriend ever although you will fight with him. You always get over it within minutes. Hes very loyal and "trustworthy . If you're a cheer leader you can easily convince him to come to your games. He will love you with all of his heart. If you want him to get you something he will get it right away. You will have lots of inside jokes
by 6dhs August 20, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.- I love you so much and appreciate you and everything that you’ve done to help me. I genuinely believe that you’re the one for me. You’re perfect in every single way. I love you to my core. You make me truly happy, even thinking of your name makes me happy. I miss you all day everyday, I want to call you but I’m too scared. Anyway I love you. You’ve helped me beyond your knowledge. You make my heart happy, it’s the best thing to see you smile. It honestly makes my heart happy when I see you looking at me. I don’t think you or I can even begin to comprehend how in love you I am. Whenever you get even near me I smile and get all bubbly. I genuinely love you with all of my heart. You’re just an amzing person and I cannot wait until high school, so you can be MY amazing person. I just want to hold you and let you know how much I love you. Just agh I could go on all day about how much I love you. But I won’t, but still I love you.
I LOVE YOU Ethan
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