Crust the Tip

When you, as a man, masturbate.

I’m gonna go crust the tip !

by HMHBOSS February 11, 2022

crust worldview

(n.) the effort to appreciate the less-loved aspects of a person.

Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.

Hannah: I am working to love you for your Cereal addiction.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

crust

A specific variation of freshman boy, most commonly falling in the "Debate Trash" category. This kind of freshman boy commonly enjoys giving out insults which are most likely a legitament problem of their own. Often uses excessive profanity to prove their point. This type of person is also very hypocritical in the sense that they would for example: call someone a fag and tell them that they are homophobic.

nah bruh, I don't hang out with him, he too crusty

help me, there is crust surrounding me

by døgg May 20, 2016

Crust

The most superficial, deceivingly unimportant aspect of something that holds no real substantial value.

All these kids are so lost in the crust, they need to learn to keep it core.

by Chivemiester22 August 9, 2021

Crust

The dandruff like residue which grows on the heads of insanely retarded hormonal teenage boys e.g. Mohammed Hussain aka Mo

Guy1: Dude, what's that shit in your hair?

Mo: ....Crust...

Guy1: Sorry man, I didn't know you were like that

by Mo_Man October 13, 2012

Crusting

When your partner stops wiping for weeks on end, leaving a build up for you to enjoy eating at a later date. (Front and/or Back).

My Grandmother has been "crusting" for 20 years! I can't Wait to taste it!

by Bobson Friesburg April 16, 2025

Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019