wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

Can of Diabetes

Reference to a soda can or energy drink that isn't a diet version. It is called this due to the large quantities of sugar in these drinks which are made to break your pancreas.

Person 1: What's that drink you've got?

Person 2: Oh this? This is just a Can of Diabetes.

by Bigcake March 12, 2015

can of soda

Can of soda is a sex posi- no I'm not gonna do that anyway a can of soda is a metal container normally in the shape of a cylinder with curves at the top and bottom and the top of the cylinder there is a piece of metal with holes in it called a tab that's use is for you to push it to get the flavoured carbonated water inside the cylinder also the cylinder can come in tons of different shapes and colours but drinking tons of cans of soda normally is not good for you and can cause tooth decay because normal sodas have tons of sugars and terrible stuff for you body besides tooth decay but if you don't drink a lot a can of soda is a great treat!

I have cheat days in my diet so I drank a can of soda.

by I'm stupid July 9, 2022

Slop-Can

A messy garbage pail.

trash can

by Bailey April 6, 2004

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying

Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!

by Chill28 October 28, 2020

Canned Corn

When someone says gives the same corny response everytime.

"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"

by Ianthevedge April 21, 2021

crusher can

A 32oz can of beer (usually economy brands like Milwaukee’s Beast)

“Get me a Beast Light crusher can at the liquor store while you’re out.”

by Fluxcore December 13, 2017