a person who is an overconfident prick who thinks hes better than everyone and finds 9 + 10 = 21 jokes unironically funny.
by penis8395839583958394839 June 21, 2021
Get the baileymug. Dumb. Just dumb. Usually blonde or brown hair, and blue or brown eyes. Just a bitch. Annoying. Stupid.
by Agrgandnsgsngd October 27, 2021
Get the Baileymug. Bailey is a kind, caring, sweet and damn handsome boy—the best ever. He doesn’t show that at first, so you’ll have to be patient and let him open up to you when he’s ready. He’s pretty smart and he likes playing videogames—not Overwatch though, that one frustrates him.
He is also the best boyfriend ever and he’ll try to seem willing to do something even if he doesn’t like it at all or he isn’t too good at it, just to please you. He needs to be reminded daily of how great and awesome he is though—for he will not see that by himself, no matter how hard you try.
Beware, he doesn’t like pets (sad). Despite that, please cherish your Bailey—you’re lucky to have him by your side.
He is also the best boyfriend ever and he’ll try to seem willing to do something even if he doesn’t like it at all or he isn’t too good at it, just to please you. He needs to be reminded daily of how great and awesome he is though—for he will not see that by himself, no matter how hard you try.
Beware, he doesn’t like pets (sad). Despite that, please cherish your Bailey—you’re lucky to have him by your side.
I love chu Bailey c:
by Wild Mochi December 29, 2018
Get the Baileymug. by That one gal October 9, 2022
Get the Baileymug. A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.
I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.
Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out
Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.
Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out
Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.
by John Long-stockings November 27, 2013
Get the Bailey Mathewmug. Egg head and really a big forehead that equals the weight of the great wall of china when it is on your shoulder.
by Bailey's Forehead May 7, 2020
Get the Baileymug.